How To Turn A Piano Into A Drum Set: Part I

First, make a visit to your local hardware store. You're looking for cheap bolts and washers, and maybe some felt weatherseal.

Second, on your way back from the aforementioned hardware store, look on the ground around you for small flat objects, anything that you can stick in between the strings of a piano. Sticks are good, as long as there's not too much loose bark, and little plastic gewgaws are good too.

Third, find a piano! Grand pianos are preferable, but finding someone who'll let you use theirs is hard - "You want to do what!?" Remember, preparing a piano does no harm to it, and is a temporary process!

I'm on step three at the moment...more later.

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Regina Spektor - Soviet Kitsch